A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confessional booth, seeking guidance from the priest. With a nervous tone, she revealed that she was pregnant. The priest, taken aback by the news, gently asked her to explain how this had happened.
The woman’s response was unexpected, to say the least. She calmly stated that she believed her pregnancy was a result of the second coming. The priest was shocked, unsure of how to respond to such a claim.
Curious, the priest asked the woman what made her think that her pregnancy was connected to the second coming. Her response was quick-witted and left the priest speechless. With a hint of mischief, she replied that she had swallowed the first one.